“Kermit, we convinced ourselves that evil frog was you because he gave us what we thought we wanted. When what we really wanted… What we really needed… Was you, Kermit. The actual, real you.”
#19 The Muppets (2011)
This is what happens when Disney asks Jason Segel to write a script that could have been a really touching coming-of-age story and BURIES IT under Muppet references from the last 40 years to nostalgia bait parents into buying their kids Muppets merch.