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Wonka (2023) Movie Poster

Wonka (2023)

Why is giraffe milk is the best milk to make chocolates? And how does one discover that information?

2025: A Positive Retrospective

2025 is weird all the way down, but I’m clinging to this stuff in an attempt to prevent myself from descending into madness.

Movie Minute: The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (1986)

Give your little brother a break; He’s got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened.

#18 Once (2007)

Glen’s guitar had a hole in it because it was well used. There, now you don’t have to ask.

Best of 2024

Media I’m Obsessed With 2024

YouTube and I may be going through a breakup, but I’ve found joy in other places.

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas Poster

Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas (1977)

I’ve got a song in my heart and no amount of common sense is going to squash it.

The Wiz (1978)

Ease on down, ease on down the road! Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road! Don’t you carry nothing that might be a load – Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road!

Cool World (1992) Movie Poster

Movie Minute: Cool World (1992)

Cool World is a cautionary tale warning of the dangers of wishing your waifu were real.

Going My Way Movie Poster

#74 Going My Way (1944)

God’s Mary Poppins attempts to break into the recording industry to spite their NYC landlord.

La La Land Poster

#5 La La Land (2016)

The lovers, the dreamers, and me.