#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

A truly bizarre love story(?) that features depressingly isolating and lingering scenes of humans moping around interspersed with some truly fire song and dance numbers.

Content warning for sexual assault, tho. I’m not kidding and I’m sorry.

#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Let’s show these industry music phonies what a REAL artist looks and sounds like by murdering everyone that goes against our vision!

#31 On the Town (1949)

#31 On the Town (1949)

Just a bunch of super hot and super talented people in one movie, like, sure, I’ll be fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

#7 Rocketman (2019)

#7 Rocketman (2019)

It’s only fitting that a biopic about Elton John is a sequin covered fever dream that is full of melodrama and bangers.

#68 Fame (1980)

#68 Fame (1980)

I am introducing “I don’t relate to that” into my everyday vernacular.

#63 Viva Las Vegas (1964)

#63 Viva Las Vegas (1964)

This movie was obviously written in 11 days, but it does feature Ann-Margret singing and shimmying around in adorable 60s fits.