#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Let’s show these industry music phonies what a REAL artist looks and sounds like by murdering everyone that goes against our vision!

#31 On the Town (1949)

#31 On the Town (1949)

Just a bunch of super hot and super talented people in one movie, like, sure, I’ll be fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

#7 Rocketman (2019)

#7 Rocketman (2019)

It’s only fitting that a biopic about Elton John is a sequin covered fever dream that is full of melodrama and bangers.

#68 Fame (1980)

#68 Fame (1980)

I am introducing “I don’t relate to that” into my everyday vernacular.

#63 Viva Las Vegas (1964)

#63 Viva Las Vegas (1964)

This movie was obviously written in 11 days, but it does feature Ann-Margret singing and shimmying around in adorable 60s fits.

#48 Bye Bye Birdie (1963)

#48 Bye Bye Birdie (1963)

A horny adult man makes the moves on some teenagers before joining the army, but make it wholesome.

#70 Dreamgirls (2006)

#70 Dreamgirls (2006)

The stellar vocal performances were little life rafts that carried me though this perfectly competent adaptation.