#32 Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

#32 Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

Sit back and watch The Man Who Owned Broadway hold FDR hostage for two hours while he divulges his entire life story because Mr. Roosevelt has nothing else important to focus his time on in the 1940s.

#30 Funny Girl (1968)

#30 Funny Girl (1968)

Let’s take a look at the career of Fanny Brice and evaluate how feminism and fragile ego ultimately killed her marriage.

#38 The Music Man (1962)

#38 The Music Man (1962)

Where we learn what kind of college would give a degree for accosting women like a Saturday night roudy at a public dance hall.

#8 Swing Time (1936)

#8 Swing Time (1936)

The several minutes of forced laughter isn’t the only thing cringey about this film

#3 Top Hat (1935)

#3 Top Hat (1935)

This iconic (and arguably most famous) dancing duo fight through feathers in this glorious and fluffy movie.

#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

A truly bizarre love story(?) that features depressingly isolating and lingering scenes of humans moping around interspersed with some truly fire song and dance numbers.

Content warning for sexual assault, tho. I’m not kidding and I’m sorry.