The Little Mermaid, but make it a pervy horror movie…
#28 Hairspray (2007)
Welcome to Hairspray, where a well-intentioned, woke, white teenage girl singlehandedly ends segregation in 1960s Baltimore.
#62 Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
Tevye the milkman has to marry off five daughters in the small Jewish town of Anatevka during tsarist Russia at the turn of the 20th century. What could possibly go wrong?
#77 Moulin Rouge (2001)
Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself, it always ends bad.
#16 French Cancan (1956)
The most beautifully shot film featuring a bunch of characters I wish I could literally shoot.
#77 Grease (1978)
Slick your hair back and grab your team jacket, we’re hand-jiving our way through Grease, a movie about bunch of hot, self-motivated ladies with their whole futures ahead of them settling for a bunch of schmucks.
#78 8 Women (8 Femmes) (2002)
Prepare yourself for a good, old-fashioned murder mystery with 8 Femmes: All the different ways a woman can screw over a man.
#81 The Saddest Music in the World (2004)
The Saddest Music in the World is the 1930’s expressionist baby of Beerfest and Christopher Guest mockumentaries.
#40 Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Mary Poppins Returns is a sequel that’s just a remake in a thinly veiled disguise.
#11 Mary Poppins (1964)
She’s practically perfect in every way, and she wants to make sure that you know it.