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#38 The Music Man (1962)

#38 The Music Man (1962)

Where we learn what kind of college would give a degree for accosting women like a Saturday night roudy at a public dance hall.

#8 Swing Time (1936)

#8 Swing Time (1936)

The several minutes of forced laughter isn’t the only thing cringey about this film

#3 Top Hat (1935)

#3 Top Hat (1935)

This iconic (and arguably most famous) dancing duo fight through feathers in this glorious and fluffy movie.

#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

#85 The Wayward Cloud (2005)

A truly bizarre love story(?) that features depressingly isolating and lingering scenes of humans moping around interspersed with some truly fire song and dance numbers.

Content warning for sexual assault, tho. I’m not kidding and I’m sorry.

#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

#58 Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Let’s show these industry music phonies what a REAL artist looks and sounds like by murdering everyone that goes against our vision!

#31 On the Town (1949)

#31 On the Town (1949)

Just a bunch of super hot and super talented people in one movie, like, sure, I’ll be fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE.